50's Chic!

Today at PRADA

Bianca Balti walked. Along with Miranda and Doutzen. I wanted to vomit.

Natasha Poly got confused, along with two other models, as they navigated through the maze-like runway. That got me laughing.

Despite one super skank on the runway... I would kill for those dresses!

Color Theory

AQUAMARINE BLUE???

WHAT THE FUCK?!!

The minute I saw Eriksen's replacement, all I could say was "Ewww! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!! Ewww!!! That thing looks so stupid!!!"

I didn't even think twice about returning it. And so I did, but the Fates are cruel. 'Nothing monochromatic till Friday' said the lady in Magenta Pink.

So until Friday I have to live with this painful Aquamarine reminder that Eriksen is gone.

Eriksen

ERIKSEN
2006-2010
RIP

"Meet Eriksen, my brick phone. He is very consistent in refusing to function as a cellphone. Sometimes I can't hear my conversations, sometimes I'm unable to make calls and sometimes he functions solely as a pager. I love him regardless. He plays my music and that is really all it takes to make me happy. He has 19 complete albums, 3 of which are from Feist and 1 smuggled illegally from New Castle before Contra even came out. So yes, make fun of my antiquated brick phone all you want. I do not care. I also do not care to upgrade to a BBM, even though my contract says it is free. As long as I can hear Yelle rant about explicit French things and tweet about Brittny Moore getting hit by car, I am fine. So that, for you, is Eriksen and I love him all the same." -January 2010

I miss Eriksen terribly. Even in his demise, he managed to play Florence and The Machine.

NYFW

NYFW wrapped yesterday and to be honest I'm kind of glad because it means London, Paris and Milan. Which means seeing my hero Hussein Chalayan, seeing my parents Rei Kawakubo and Karl Lagerfeld and seeing my husband Nicolas Ghesquiere.

Although I have to say that Alexander Wang dominated this season.

Bye bye Bryant Park.

Word Vomit!

I HATE TYPOGRAPHY!

McQueen

You were the Edgy Edwardian in the winter of 2004.

Rest in peace Alexander

American Tools

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