Today, this lady at BevMo had the audacity to ask me if I wanted to purchase MERLOT. What's worse was that it looked like this:


So my professor was talking about Plato and somehow eventually coerced the class to close our eyes and visualize our ultimate goal in life. I thought for sure I knew what I was going to see. I knew I was going to see myself a successful graphic designer owning a janky warehouse turned art gallery/tea house.